Updated: Mar 27
Amazon has become one of the world's largest online retailers. While customers often rely on product reviews to help them make informed purchasing decisions, some reviews on Amazon can be downright hilarious. From witty one-liners to unexpected critiques, these funny Amazon reviews can brighten up your day and add a touch of humor to your online shopping experience.
In this article, we'll explore some of the funniest Amazon reviews out there, giving you a taste of the comedic brilliance that can be found on the world's biggest online marketplace. Be sure to share this article with a friend and then send them the gift via Amazon for a good laugh!
"With this, I once fought off a family of hungry grizzlies by simply pulling it out of my pocket. They apologized for the inconvenience and left."
"I tried to file my nails, but in the process I accidentally fixed a small engine that was near by. Which was nice"
"After spending many hours with the local horses...they now accept me as one of their own. To be hones, I feel much stranger without the mask on.
I'd have to say that I have made the best and worst decision of my adult life. This is a Pandora's Box that I should never have opened."
"As a lifetime smoker it makes concealing cigarettes in public places a breeze! I refuse to go to dinner without it now, being able to have a smoke after dinner with a coffee is amazing... I can't believe they don't mention that in the description??? When I go on road trips or even long days at the office I always stash some snacks in the snout. I used some duct tape and zip-locks to fashion a feed pouch. Speaking of fashion, the mask looks great with everything. I have bought a few turtle necks since getting the mask, it really helps with the neck hives (plastic allergy)..."
"I bought these pens for my wife based on the glowing reviews, but now she doesn't need me anymore. These pens have fulfilled her every need (yes, that one too...) Men, don't buy these pens if you want to keep your woman."
"All of the ladies in my office are so thankful that Bic came out with pens for her! Before, we were hardly able to get any work done, because those bulky, dark and dreary pens were depressing us. You know how women get! The melancholy and mood swings have dramatically decreased and we are finally able to take notes for the men who run this place. Thank you Bic!"
"For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana. "Use a knife!" they say. Well...my parole officer won't allow me to be around knives. "Shoot it with a gun!" Background check...HELLO! I had to resort to carefully attempt to slice those bananas with my bare hands. 99.9% of the time, I would get so frustrated that I just ended up squishing the fruit in my hands and throwing it against the wall in anger.
Then, after a fit of banana-induced rage, my parole officer introduced me to this kitchen marvel and my life was changed. No longer consumed by seething anger and animosity towards thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to concentrate on my love of theatre and am writing a musical play about two lovers from rival gangs that just try to make it in the world. I think I'll call it South Side Story."
"Over a month ago I purchased this product to help gain the affection of my girlfriend. I heard of promises of "better love making" and "stronger relations from less fighting over who has to slice the daily bananas.
Naturally, it sounded like an obvious investment. However, when it arrived (along with my pokeball drinking cups, which were awesome) it was a nuisance from the start..."
"One day, my loving boyfriend came home. In one hand, he held roses; in the other, one gallon of Tuscan Whole Milk. He sat me down at the table, handing me the roses and pouring me a glass of Tuscan Whole Milk. I smelled the roses as he poured, focusing on their red beauty. While I was admiring them, I heard a small 'plink' in my glass. I thought nothing of it. I took a sip of my milk, setting down the flowers on the table. The milk was slightly warm, as were my boyfriends eyes as he watched me drink."
"I had an extra 50 dollars burning a hole in my pocket, and I immediately thought- Tuscan Whole Milk time! I eagerly awaited its arrival, and lined my countertops with bowls of cereal and cups of coffee, and had water boiling on the stove in anticipation of preparing the best macaroni and cheese I'd ever tasted..."
"I had a two-wolf shirt for a while and I didn't think life could get any better. I was wrong. Life got 50% better, no lie."
"After I wore this shirt, I began to notice that most of my neighbors in the trailer park began to admire me more..."
"No complaints from Grandpa."
"My granny complained about almost everything. Water with lemon? Too much citrus. Water without lemon? Too plain. Below 87 degrees Fahrenheit inside? Way too cold. Collard greens without a ham bone? Be ashamed. Even in her last and most vulnerable days as her demeanor softened and her inflection became fine tuned, she still managed to think kids with tattoos were working for satan himself. But you’ll be glad to know that with the purchase of this casket, all the complaining has stopped. I assume this is so comfortable and wonderful made, there is quite literally nothing more to complain about. For peace of mind and quiet, I highly recommend this comfortable napping capsule. It gets rid of all the complaints (or muffled them). If only we would have gotten this ten years ago I may still have been in the will."
"Purchased this for my friend's bathroom and he hid it behind his towel rack. This was set up perfectly, as when his girlfriend did the laundry she was given quite a fright when she saw this nice gentleman staring back at her. Then afterwards his son went to use the bathroom and keeps asking "why is there an asian man staring at me while i pee"
"He runs a tight ship in our house haven't had to discipline the kids in months."
"At first I wasn't sure if spending money on a sticker of an old lady with an inhaler was a good idea but once I got it I knew I had made the right choice. She keeps me company in my apartment since I don't have any actual friends, we eat, play board games, and watch tv together. We have so much in common like our love for breathing and other things. She doesn't argue like real people do and Unlike a girlfriend I don't have to take her on dates, worry about keeping her happy and she doesn't nag me for money. Overall I am 100% satisfied with my purchase."
"Got it as a gift for the wife, hung it above the bed. Wife left me. The real woman stayed."
"I got these in the mail (it was the only present I wanted) and wanted to use them immediately. Y'see, every day when I walk to school these two guys named Ronald and Chester push me on the ground and call me names and say I'm no good. Then they always rip up my homework and take every single one of my pens and pencils away. One time they made me eat a whole pencil and my mouth was bleeding for two days. If I say stop they punch me in the tummy. I have to borrow a pen in class and the teacher always says "ETCHISON! WHY AIN'T YOU GOT A PEN? THIS IS SCHOOL! WHERE'D YOU THINK YOU WERE COMING TODAY?" Every day. So when I got the Hulk hands I decided to take matters into my own (or should I say Hulk's) hands. I walked to school with these on, hidden behind my back. When the two guys came up to me I pulled em out and said, "I THINK TWO BUTTMUNCHES OWE THIS GUY SOME PENCILS!" I started waving my hands in windmill style punches and I hit Ronald in the chest but then Chester stabbed me in the leg with a knife and they ran off. Now I'm in the hospital because I didn't tell anyone for too long and it got infected. My parents are really mad at me. I hate College."
"I bought this to see if there were any aliens here, but since I was in Texas near the Tex/Mex boarder, my alarm would not turn off! Every time I went to home depot or walmart it would go off and I could never get it to turn off! Also when I take it near my vegetables and fruits it goes off, so I have to wrap them in tin foil, which is a hassle. I wonder if there going to release one that detects immigrants.....misc was here...."
Amazon reviews are not only helpful but can also be downright hilarious. Some products have garnered hilarious reviews that have gone viral and become part of internet folklore. Who could forget the UFO Detector that, according to one reviewer, "works even when turned off"? Or the infamous Three Wolf Moon Shirt that, according to reviewers, grants the wearer mystical powers?
Even the most mundane products can become the subject of comedic gold, like the Bic Pens For Her that drew criticism for being "too pretty" and "not masculine enough". Whether you're looking for a good laugh or just need a break from your daily routine, the funny Amazon reviews on products like these are sure to brighten up your day. So next time you're browsing through Amazon, keep an eye out for these gems and take some time to read through the hilarious reviews. Happy shopping and happy laughing!