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Steering Wheel Tray Reviews
"After a rather nasty ding incident today, I've found this handy little gadget is going to make me a multimillionaire! Coming home this evening, I collided with the median wall, right where it runs under Northridge at Exit 6 on GA 400 southbound. The beater caught fire, melting the asphalt on the road above, and putting that exit out of use for the next three weeks or so. I thought I was for the high-junp until a friendly passing lawyer who now represents me pointed out that there's no warning *not* *to* *use* *this* *device* *while* *driving*! We're going to sue these guys for millions! Just like when I ate all that toner, thinking it was cajun spice. Thanks very much, Laptop Steering Wheel Desk! You're the best!"
"My husband Brad always warns me not to try and update my Facebook page while I'm driving. "You'll hit another pedestrian," he says. "This isn't the Enterprise, there isn't a deflector array." Then along comes a miracle product like this! I can now happily fly at warp speed down the streets of Los Angeles, laptop or mobile device perched right in front of me, so I can keep both eyes right on it AND on the road. It's so much easier to ignore all the frightened screams and annoying honking when you've got Facebook to look at while driving. Thank you, Wheelmate!"
"So I am a bit of a health-nut, and I must drink at least 3-3 1/2 gal of water per day. I have to drive alot for my job, and rarely have time/access to go when...I gotta go so I use empty bottles. I used to always get dirty looks from people beside me in traffic or stopped at traffic lights, and occasionally have had to explain to a cop or a state trooper my pre-dickament. But now that I have my awesome new Wheelmate! I can do what I gotta do, and no one is any the wiser! I now even have the confidence to make eye contact with my fellow commuters, instead of dreading their stares, pointing, and laughter. Thank You Wheelmate!
The one and ONLY complaint I have it that while using the Wheelmate while driving, my Prius tends to pull to one side or the other?? Not sure what's up with that... I've taken it in to get the alignment checked, but when after I explain to the mechanic how it pulls to one side only when I'm using the wheelmate, they laugh in my face...it's very rude! If anyone knows a professional mechanic in the Compton area, please let me know."
"Well first off, I do drugs. Some say too much."
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"For years I've been accused of being a "distracted driver" by my boyfriend and friends. I would never use cell phone or text while driving, but you can't expect me to give up coffee, breakfast, makeup application and doing my hair. With the overload of emails I have to deal with every morning, I just don't have time to do these things before I leave, and no, I refuse to get out of bed before 8, beauty isn't free. I've tried dealing with my emails on my way to work, but the cops just kept accusing me of texting, no, there's a difference! And I don't appreciate them thinking I'd be so self involved as to text while driving, insulting.
Now that I have the wheelmate, no more distractions, I just do my beauty routine safely at home and deal with my emails on my way to work. The wheelmate fits my netbook perfectly. I just keep my cell phone on the dash and there's no more problem with texting accusations."
Steering Wheel Tray Questions and Answers
Question: Can it slice bananas too? Is it better than the hutzler 571?
Answer: Nothing is better than the Hutzler 571, except for, of course, The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee. Although, If someone were to utilize all 3 of these items at once, a tear in the time/space continuum would result in the destruction of our solar system, so please use responsibly.
Question: Does blood wipe off of it easily?
Answer: The AutoExec wheelmate table is designed to clean easily and in most situations. Blood wipes off easily if it is someone else's blood. If it is your own, well...it depends entirely on what you have cut off. Then 'wiping' may become a problem.
Question: I can't drive with this thing on, I just keep turning in circles. What am I doing wrong?
Answer: loosen the nut behind the steering wheel.
Question: Is it dishwasher safe? I would like to do prep work for dinner on my drive home.
Answer: Not sure if it is dish washer safe, I always hang it on my side view mirror when I get home. The neighborhood dogs and the raccoon always clean it very good for me!
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