We couldn't leave out the three wolf moon shirt reviews from our list of funny Amazon reviews. This wolf shirt has over 5,500 reviews on Amazon. It is arguably the best t-shirt ever made! As you scroll through the reviews, you will see this moon wolf howling t-shirt has the potential to do things that you only saw in the movies. Check out our compilation of the best three wolf moon shirt reviews on Amazon.
Best Three Wolf Moon Shirt Reviews
"The Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt gave me a +10 resistance to energy attacks, +8 Strength, and added 30 feet to my normal leap. I cannot list the specific effects involving the opposite sex as I am still discovering these. And they are many.
Since owning the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt, I have successfully solved 7 crimes in my city, including 4 cold case murders. The local police force is currently wishing to retain my services."
"This product has undoubtedly changed my life in unsuspected, and profound ways. I received the '3 wolf moon' t-shirt as a gift from my late mother while she was on her death bed. Her act was one of desperation, so eager was she for me to produce a blood line.
Sadly for her, my lack of animal magnetism, my creepy smile, beady eyes hidden behind thick lenses, and a complete absence of any redeemable qualities complicated quite significantly my potential for romance..."
"I had a two-wolf shirt for a while and I didn't think life could get any better. I was wrong. Life got 50% better, no lie."
"I bought this oversized graphic triple wolf t-shirt merely ad a joke originally, but I have yet to beat the adrenaline rush this shirt gave me when I initially put it on. At that moment I knew that being an alpha wolf was truly my calling. I could hear my ferocious Canidae ancestors howling through the night, I knew that they were waiting for the moment for such a dominant force to clad such a powerful, and masculine garment. The unfortunate hindrance that comes with this mythical shirt issues is the amount of people that follow you around. Yes! I know you want to mate with me but I am but a lone wolf..."
"This was supposed to be a birthday gift for my husband. Just a simple, fun, present. If I'd only known what was to come, I would've cancelled my Prime account right away. From the moment that he unboxed the shirt, there was a definitive shift in his behavior. His pupils dilated ever so slightly and he swiped me away with a snarl. He went into the bedroom to change into the shirt, but didn't come out for three days..."
"I found out that this tshirt is absolutely too much for some people. I bought it for my brother in law. Yes thought he could maybe appreciate me helping to “light the fire” between he and my sister.
She and I don’t talk about intimate subjects, but I wanted her to feel the deep burning that I felt when my husband wore his three wolf tshirt. We’ve been married for 30 years and it was like the first night I met him all over.
He was across the bar playing pool at the Dead Goat Saloon in Salt Lake City. The room blurred around him, I got tunnel vision and the tingly sensation started down below and burned like a lightening rod to my heart.
The three wolf tshirt brought that back with even a brighter burn of the moon and the howl of the wolf within him..."
"After I wore this shirt, I began to notice that most of my neighbors in the trailer park began to admire me more..."
"Let me give you a brief information about myself. I am a decent looking female, in early 20's, average height and average weight.
I bought this t-shirt as a joke after finding the reviews absolutely hilarious. I received the shirt in mail and I re-constructed it and turned it into a halter top. The next day, I was invited to a party, so I wore the re-constructed shirt to make people laugh at the party.
To my surprise, people WEREN'T laughing. Guys started to come to me one by one and later I was surrounded by a huge crowd of men. They thought it was so awesome that I was wearing this shirt. Some people have read the reviews on Amazon and some have seen it on The Office. Some guy even complimented me saying "I like girls who have enough balls to wear this shirt in public. That's sexy". I had never gotten so much attention at parties in my life. By the end of the night, I was so tired of guys asking for my digits and had to rush out of the party with my close friends guarding my shirt so that nobody could see what I was wearing.
I seriously bought the shirt as a joke but now I am a firm believer in the power of The Three Wolves. I am truly shocked by my experience. The only complaint is that the shirt is way too powerful, which is why I gave it 4 stars. I think the company should design a new shirt for already decent looking people. It should only have maybe two wolves and half a moon."
"When I first heard of the three wolf moon shirt I did what most likely anyone else has done. I read the reviews, had a chuckle and went on about my day. Then curiosity struck. So I did what any sensible person would have done, and I bought the shirt. The next day (which is kind of strange because usually it takes Amazon about 2 or so days to ship) the shirt came in for delivery. What was odd was, there was a trail following the package, as if someone dragged the package to my front door rather than just walking up and dropping it off. But Anyway, I picked up the package and noticed it had some real weight to it. Not like the physical heavy weight, but like this massive energy type of weight, akin to maybe like Thor's hammer has when you're worthy? you can pick it up yet it has a massive swing, type of weight. (my theory is the Mail carrier most likely wasn't worthy of the three wolf moon). Anyway, the next day I put the shirt on and off to work I went. Long story short, I left work with a raise, My boss demoted himself and works for me now. While also owing me a life debt to cash in at any time of my choosing."
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