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Horse Head Mask


Amazon horse head mask

Have you ever wondered what your spirit animal is? It's probably a horse. Since it's a horse, you will love these funny horse head mask reviews! Everyone loves a funny animal mask from time to time. Who knows, maybe you'll be the next horse mask owner on Channel 4 news running down the street (pic at the end)!


Funny Horse Head Mask Reviews


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"As a lifetime smoker it makes concealing cigarettes in public places a breeze! I refuse to go to dinner without it now, being able to have a smoke after dinner with a coffee is amazing... I can't believe they don't mention that in the description??? When I go on road trips or even long days at the office I always stash some snacks in the snout. I used some duct tape and zip-locks to fashion a feed pouch. Speaking of fashion, the mask looks great with everything. I have bought a few turtle necks since getting the mask, it really helps with the neck hives (plastic allergy).


Another unexpected perk is the boost to my love life. MY GIRLFRIEND LOVES IT. I really imagined it would be difficult to keep things romantic when my head was completely concealed. She said I have a permanent odor of tarp/old spice that is mind blowing.


The only trouble with the mask is at airport security. They are so strict about seeing your face, kinda old school huh? By the time I board my plane everyone is into the mask though, even the pilot gave me an approving nod.


To sum things up, saying this mask has changed my life is a lie... It's changed all my friends, family, and co-workers lives as well.


I deducted a star since the mask is useless for water skiing, motorcycles, and even convertibles going over 40MPH, It just collapses and looks like you got punched in the face."

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"It is day 87 and the horses have accepted me as one of their own. I have grown to understand and respect their gentle ways. Now I question everything I thought I once knew and fear I am no longer capable of following through with my primary objective. I know that those who sent me will not relent. They will send others in my place... But we will be ready"


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"WOW!!! This is a fun mask!! Ive worn it every this week! Its been a hit where ever ive been. Even raking leafs is made more enjoyable by wearing this mask. Makes bedtime 87% easyer. Great quality and dosent stink.


PS DON"T DRIVE WITH IT ON!!!

(trust me I tried went like 30 miles and was like where am I)"


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"Let's get one thing straight: This mask ROCKS. It is one of the most hilariously disturbing and disturbingly hilarious things you can buy for under thirty clams. I wanted one as soon as I saw the pics, but thought it was a frivolous waste of money. Luckily, my wife and I got drunk on Valentine's Day and somehow decided that ordering this would be a good idea. Although we didn't even remember placing the order until the night before I arrived, I am so glad I did. This is serious uncanny-valley territory, combined with a subject matter that just can't help but make you chuckle."

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"Definitely will make you question why you bought it, but once the giggles start...it makes sense."


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"After spending many hours with the local horses...they now accept me as one of their own. To be hones, I feel much stranger without the mask on.


I'd have to say that I have made the best and worst decision of my adult life. This is a Pandora's Box that I should never have opened."


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You know you're jealous of these people. Go ahead, spoil yourself with the horse head. Look at the pro's, you can conceal your cigarettes, it will make you happy, and transform your love life. What else do you need to think about?


Oh yeah, some of the reviews said that other versions of the horse head are much lower quality. If you want the original one, click the link below. It will suggest some other funny animal masks as well.



If you thought these reviews were funny, then you better check out the Amazon Milk Review or visit our entire collection of Funny Amazon Reviews.


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