Have you ever been shopping online and just couldn't resist buying that thing, even though you knew you didn't need it? This is the thing. Tuscan whole milk! Read these Tuscan whole milk reviews from Amazon over a bowl of dried cereal. I promise that you won't regret it!
Best Amazon Tuscan Whole Milk Reviews
"One day, my loving boyfriend came home. In one hand, he held roses; in the other, one gallon of Tuscan Whole Milk. He sat me down at the table, handing me the roses and pouring me a glass of Tuscan Whole Milk. I smelled the roses as he poured, focusing on their red beauty. While I was admiring them, I heard a small 'plink' in my glass. I thought nothing of it. I took a sip of my milk, setting down the flowers on the table. The milk was slightly warm, as were my boyfriends eyes as he watched me drink."
"Has anyone else tried pouring this stuff over dry cereal? A-W-E-S-O-M-E!".
"I occasionally check to make sure that Amazon is still carrying Tuscan Whole Milk, because you never know when my other sources might dry up. I was delighted to see that there was a "bundle" offer today to buy Tuscan Whole Milk & 4.5 lbs of bananas today! It is like Amazon.com is trying to tell me something! I think I will be a better person tomorrow!"
"I had an extra 50 dollars burning a hole in my pocket, and I immediately thought- Tuscan Whole Milk time! I eagerly awaited its arrival, and lined my countertops with bowls of cereal and cups of coffee, and had water boiling on the stove in anticipation of preparing the best macaroni and cheese I'd ever tasted..."
"We've all been led to believe that, behind every good milk, there is a man. This is where the fairy tale has been blurred throughout time, with personal agendas and blasphemy. It is my duty to set things straight...
That man is Thomas Edison.
Suspend your disbelief. You've been led to believe that Edison invented the light bulb? I beg that you take this speculation with a grain of salt. He is an evil, manipulative individual, with ties to the most corrupt milk-running circle that has ever existed..."
"I had just finished another later night at the station. On the way back to the apartment I stopped at my usual drinking hole, The Dairy Dipper. I approached the bar, with out asking Eddie "Three Utters" Mahogany, the bar keep was already eying me.
"The usual?" he asked.
I replied with a sigh, "Yes, Whole milk. Tuscan whole milk, shaken, not pasteurized."
He was about to walk away as I interjected, "Leave the bottle..."
"The SEAL team on the craft hauled me aboard and took me to their base where I was served, to my shocked delight, Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz, specially flown in via the special channels those SEALs had at their disposal."
Are you ready to take your life to the next level? If you answered yes, then you better go pick up your own jug of Tuscan whole milk before it's sold out! These Tuscan whole milk reviews gave me the confidence I needed to start my day. How about you?
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