Updated: Dec 28, 2022
Have we got a killer deal for you! Step right up and get your Senior Woman With Asthma Wall Decal from Amazon! This thing will bring you confidence that you had never had before!
Are you a struggling man or woman in your 40's or below? If so, all you have to do is put up this Senior Woman With Asthma Wall Decal and you can feel good about yourself once again. Or give it to a friend. Either way, you will be satisfied.
Check out these Amazon reviews of this amazing Senior Woman With Asthma Wall Decal.
At first I wasn't sure if spending money on a sticker of an old lady with an inhaler was a good idea but once I got it I knew I had made the right choice. She keeps me company in my apartment since I don't have any actual friends, we eat, play board games, and watch tv together. We have so much in common like our love for breathing and other things. She doesn't argue like real people do and Unlike a girlfriend I don't have to take her on dates, worry about keeping her happy and she doesn't nag me for money. Overall I am 100% satisfied with my purchase.
My husband left me about 5 months ago for a younger woman who he had been having an affair with for the lord knows how long, and took half of everything in the divorce including my heart. I was alone for the first time in years, but then I met her. I named her Lisa. Unlike my husband, she LISTENS. She cares about my opinions. She never talks about herself, never brags. Last week, my ex’s little toy left him after taking his money, but Lisa is still here with me. We are getting married this summer, it will be a tasteful wedding, while Harold only wanted the biggest and brightest. Lisa is an amazing woman, and if you find yourself 45 and divorced, she is the gal for you. Amazing fiancée, friend, confidant, but most of all, amazing decor.
Got it as a gift for the wife, hung it above the bed. Wife left me. The real woman stayed.
I gave this to my idiot friend Kyle for Christmas, and he thought it was great.
Totally cured my premature ejaculation problems, but created a whole other set of problems which I must now solve with more adhesive wall decals. Be warned, wallmonkeys is a vicious cycle that never ends.
You may not like asthma or old ladies, but when combined, this poster becomes irresistible! Click the button below to purchase the Senior Woman With Asthma Wall Decal poster (24 in H x 21 in W).
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