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Poop Like a Champion Cereal

poop like a champion cereal

Looking for a good laugh and a fiber boost all in one? Look no further than Poop Like a Champion Healthy Choice Ultra High Fiber Cereal. This low carb, keto-friendly breakfast essential has been making waves on Amazon, with customers raving about its digestive benefits and hilarious reviews that will leave you in stitches. From its catchy name to its impressive fiber content, Poop Like a Champion cereal is not your average breakfast choice. Keep reading to discover one of the funniest Amazon reviews of this fiber-filled cereal that is sure to make your day.

Poop Like a Champion Cereal Reviews

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"It was as if I was watching, floating above myself. I felt at peace, warm, and secure. When I wiped, there was nothing on the paper. I'd have it again for lunch, but I'm afraid of what would happen."

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"I'm on a low carb diet, and I thought this would be a great cereal to try. The order arrived Saturday. I'd just finished a 2 mile walk - and I'd had a lot of water to drink as suggested in other reviews. I tried a bowl (1/2 cup) with almond milk and a little fruit. It tasted ok - nothing spectacular. More water. More walking. Nothing. More water. More walking. Nothing. I decided that another 1/2 cup bowl might work, so I had another 1/2 cup bowl that night for dinner. More water. More walking. Nothing. And then the cramps started. I was up all night with stomach cramps and gas. I had many "false alarms" throughout the night. But nothing. Based on what was happening in my stomach, I was almost afraid to fall asleep, but I finally did around 4 a.m.

The cramps were gone the next morning. I had a "normal" low carb breakfast of coffee, bacon and eggs. Nothing. We went shopping - did a lot of walking - nothing. We needed to make a quick run to Walmart, and as soon as I stepped in the door it hit me. I had to go. Like right then. Luckily, the restrooms were by the front entrance. I'd like to take a moment to express my deepest condolences to anyone that was in the other stalls in the restroom. It wasn't pretty. And I couldn't stop going. I remember thinking, "So this is how I'm going to die. In a Walmart restroom." When I finally returned to the store, my husband looked concerned.

I had 2 less traumatic movements later in the day, but I stayed close to home. I was NOT going to risk another emergency. After another crazy bowel movement this morning, I'm beginning to wonder if I've done permanent damage to my digestive system.

Bottom line - it works - you just may need to wait for it. DON'T eat more than recommended. You'll regret it."

poop like a champion cereal review

"I am going to break this review up into sections based on the experience.


Looks: Looks like kibble.

Smell: Smells like musty cardboard.

Taste: Tastes like cheerios. with a hint of sweetness at the end. Honestly, completely inoffensive in the mouth, I was kind of shocked. I expected something heinous. Nope. Think plain cheerios with a hint of Kix (but minute the sweetness).

Did it work?

Oh. My. God. Look, you know how it is. You read all the funny reviews on Amazon, haha, and sometimes you give them a try. I joked and sent pics to my friends, we all had a good laugh. Friday night, I felt like a treat, and one of my friends suggested I try Poop Like A Champion, because it seemed like a Friday food and not a Sunday food (in case things went horribly, horribly wrong).

I could not argue with that logic. So I had a bowl. A real bowlful, I didn't measure it out. I filled the bowl to the top, then added whole milk and ate the whole thing. Annnnd...nothing. Little gas in the night, but whatever.

The next morning, I felt like I had a load but no pressure to go, so I didn't hurry anything. Had my morning coffee. Finally decided to give it a go.

Folks, I am not going to lie. Hand on my heart here. I was done within ten seconds. Let me be clear here- this was not a watery stool. It was not a log. It was just a soft creature that politely waited until I was ready, and then cleared out of the house the way parents wish their teens would- quickly, with no fuss, and cleaning up after themselves.

My eyes almost bugged out as I realized that I was completely done with my poop in seconds. I couldn't believe it. I stood up and hopped up and down a little bit, seeing how I felt inside. Nope. I was good. Didn't even have that stretched and strained feeling that you get when the load has been pushing the colon out. Just, fine.

I mean, I can't believe I am talking about this on the internet, but my god. I felt like the guys from Cobra Kai, thinking they were pretty good, had a handle on things, whatever, and then ran into Mr. Miyagi and learned what a true master was."

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"Tastes like cardboard, and you will cleanse that colon! But, be careful what you wish for!"

Final Poop Like a Champion Remarks

If you're looking to add more fiber to your diet and have a good laugh while doing so, Poop Like a Champion Healthy Choice Ultra High Fiber Cereal is definitely worth trying. With its impressive fiber content and keto-friendly, low-carb formula, this breakfast cereal has become a fan favorite on Amazon. And if you're in need of a good chuckle, the hilarious reviews will certainly deliver. So why not give Poop Like a Champion a try and see for yourself what all the hype is about? Your gut (and sense of humor) might just thank you for it!

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